Twas writing, and the snarky soves
Did lyre and agile in the wave:
Ted Talks were in the kitchen queue,
And the pecha-cucha out played.
"Beware the Contentmock, my son!
The tokens bite, the comments hash!
Beware the Blogging herd, and shun.
The ruinous Opinions 'natch!"
All I wanted to do was start a blog attached to my new portfolio home. Instead, I ended up with this re-write.